Bill, I won't refer to you as any body part, but how about this? The next time you run your mouth about another woman that you can't stand, do us all a huge favor and put a giant condom over your head so you don't spread that nasty disease that you're carrying. It's called pure ugliness. I hope someone finds a cure for you.
When Bill got wind of this post, he wasn't very happy. Here's what he sent me:
Wow, Bill. I thought you had more class than that. You've proven me wrong.
